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Pennsylvania Route 308 is a 28.5-mile-long (45.9 km) state highway located in Butler and Venango Counties in Pennsylvania. The southern terminus is at PA 8 near Butler. The northern terminus is at State Route 3013 north of an interchange with the PA 8 expressway in Pearl.
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