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Barely Legal Drivers is a BBC series which follows teenagers' driving habits and style, unaware to the teenagers the parents are watching each journey and they are being assessed by a former traffic officer. At the end of the week, depending on the style of driving, the teenagers either win a free car or an advanced driving course. The series is narrated by Stephen Mangan.
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Ahmad bin Haji Bashir Mohammed Shafi was a Filipino Muslim Islamic scholar, leader, teacher, and founding president of the Agama Islam Society. He was born on 1 January 1919, in Miondas, Tamparan, Lanao del Sur, Philippines.
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